Dear Governor Kim,
As we survey the political and military landscape in southern Ukraine, in anticipation of our forthcoming further researches, we understand the tension you feel in your position as Governor of Mykolaiv oblast.
On the one hand you must be seen as a patriot, and you have performed that role impeccably. That is just as well, because there are strong pressures upon you to show your patriotism and loyalty to your country.
On the other hand, you no longer have an office.
We specialise in mediation and resolution of the most seemingly intractable of contradictions amidst civil wars and civil conflicts. We have over 20 years' experience. We do not seek to claim modesty. We are the best at what we do. Our record speaks for itself, although feel free to enquire.
That is why we are going to try to help you relieve the pressure you are under between irresistible force and immovable object. We come with credentials. And we will come with advice. We are but your humble advisers and servants in these trying times.
Very truly yours,
The PALADINS