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  • Writer's pictureThe Paladins

Buying a new car

We know you like driving. You like your strange cars and other things like. That's why we want to tell you that there are lots and lots of people who like driving longer distances than you to strange and unusual places via strange and unusual routes. Whereas you are happy with a three to four kilometre drive through the suburbs (and we don't know anything about that even though we also took the most luxurious car of all), these other people all like the most luxury car of all and they drive them in large groups and their favourite distance for an average drive is always mysteriously 40 kilometres exactly.

These people often have Spartan routes or somewhere around there and they drive their cars through Greece on routes that are usually preset when they are visiting the Greek sites. That's why Greece is so heavily policed, particularly on holy days in the Greek Orthodox Calendar. Now the Police often block off holy sites where holy activities may be taking place, where there is a lot of driving, and that's because they don't want to disturb the holy activities while the drivers go past. That's why the Greeks invented the chariot, because they go a lot faster than cars and chariot drivers know all the winding lanes around those holy places with their holy activities.

So we are fans of the Greek chariot when people like this want to visit monasteries on strange and unusual days. Greeks like to walk slowly, and they always put in extra time for their walks, and also they may find that chariots can't take the last part of their walks but we can't know anything about that because we have schizophrenia in relation to dreams of Sleipnir however other people won't know anything about that and those are people who wear freshly pressed trousers and other things that they carry with them.

Once they won't know anything about that (and that will at latest be after they have broken their first official fast of the day) they won't be ready with any sorts of other things and you can't call on them for help. That's why you will trip and fall in the ditch and we will shoot you in the head, particularly with those expensive high heels you are wearing. That's why we have men in pressed trousers.

We liked you and your family, how about you?


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